Keep trying

  When you wanna be a #Sponsorette so bad and don’t know how to market the pussy. Evidently these birds are willing to sling the poon for airmiles and booze. Heck, I’m sure I’d Dan throws an Old e or colt 45 at them they’ll suck my boy dry. Good luck girls, it’s tough being close to your late 20s and not yet sponsored. #CringeWorthy #TagTheSponsor