Ashleymartelle

The #TazHoes have been submitted over 500 times, but who’s counting. The reason we haven’t featured them is because it’s too obvious. Haven’t encountered a person who’s surprised when mentioning that these hoes sell pussy. These #Trollops have fucked every rapper from Rick Ross to Flava flave burnt ass. These bitches have mooched at LIV the equivalent amount of water that the Hudson River holds in champagne. These #PavementPrincess shit and piss Dom and grey goose. Their diet consists of emptying the ballsacks of NBA/NFL athletes and MC’s. 94% of Miami socialites recognize these trollops and would tell you what they do. Which is why we’ve never featured them. It’s like posting a picture of water and captioning it “water is wet”. Too obvious. But for those of you not aware, now you know. These hoes pussies combined bring more income than a child cancer fund organization. And if you’re not in the upper six figure bracket don’t even look in their direction. I wonder which one will be the first to be knocked up by an NFL player. I’d say the freckled one. Seems to be the thottiest. #TagTheSponsor