“Hello tagthesponser this is Brenda. This is one of a few solicitations that did not go too well because of the language barrier. My English is not too well and her English was astrocious. On top of that she seems dumber than my Down syndrome camel. (No joke). I hope you enjoy the story. I need to take Spanish class to talk to beautiful Latin wemen.”
My brain hurts reading this. I’m sure she would’ve been down for the hummus bukkake