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In 2015 we should stop gassing up these Instagram “Models” like they’re godsent. We are putting them on a pedestal for just showing ass. Too many #CaptainSaveAHoes defending them, like these bitches got some special skills to satisfy you. They have fat behinds and malnourished brains. All they have to offer is a 2 or 3 holes. Nothing but hoes with tons of make up, fake ass and fake tits. The crazy thing is they all starting to look the same, same hoe poses and outfits. It’s like all of a sudden there is this surge of women who have small waists, huge hips and unproportional butts. Defying The Laws of anatomy. You do not get ass shots to become a nurse. Some have 400,000 followers but are a fuckin bartender, and thats fine. But you expect us to believe your weekend job bartending pays private flights, or first class? They’re selling pussy behind the counter watching whos buying the most bottles to reel them in. These chicks don’t instagram themselves walking their dog, picking flowers or buying cheese (hell whatever); it’s always ass all poked out, stupid poses, marketing themselves to sell a product. Da’Pussy. Instagram model means prostitute, they might as well start to put their rates under the pictures because they won’t be fooling anyone for much longer. We are pro-prostitution. But we are against women who sell pussy and try to put down those who actually work and make a decent living calling them #Basic. We are against fraudulent hoes, pretentiousness and bigotry. Hoes that pretend they built their accomplishments by working hard and not laying on their backs. That’s why we don’t take submissions from strippers or pornstars, (most) these women will not try to fool you. They’re upfront with what they do. We are also okay with the women who flaunt what their significant other has gifted them, or does who in a relationship with a wealthy man and dont hide it. These “models” want money & attention, and will never show who paid the bill. We keep getting “Why are you guys doing this?” To get a laugh, because it’s funny, to open eyes, everyone gets a kick out of it, we are like any other meme page. “Loser! But you’re not getting paid!” We are marketing the shit out of it while giving our fans a good time, we have an app coming soon, have our gear, and many projects in the works. Likes don’t pay the bills people! Back on topic, Men have gassed these build-a-body chicks too much. Someone Emailed us saying “I’m glad you guys put stuff like this up so all these young girls can see that these Instagram models aren’t just taking those trips and getting those gift just to go around the world taking selfies”. Sadly the young girls will only see the glitz and glamour not realizing it comes with a price. #MohammedWillLiterallyShitOnYou or you wont get paid. Seems like the more pussy selling you do the more you’re rewarded. These so-called “models” are posting everything and then get mad when called out. You get what you put out there. We also just post the submissions that these models uploaded on their account, we just add funny hashtags! We all know what you did for those red bottoms and that LV purse. We all know you paid for that FHM magazine shoot to use as a back story, we all know whos taking your pictures while you’re traveling around the world “alone”, we all known what #blessed means, and if you claim you’re so well off, show us your w2, Oh that right, selling pussy doesn’t include taxes. Yall in your early 20s with a fake ass and tits but unemployed? #ButYouABadBitchHuh What exactly are we booking you for? On a last note I really don’t care if anyone sells pussy, Dont take our page so serious, please unfollow. Someone will say “but you wrote a novel blah blah blah yew careee” I will reply, suck ma nutz! Theres a bigger picture to all of this and only a few of my followers realize whats up! So if you’re here to have fun and get a good laugh while sitting on the crapper or on your lunch break, Cheers! For those with a broom up your ass and the nay sayers, make yourself known to block your asses! *DropsMic* #TagTheSponsor ™ @tagthesponsors