How much cocaine do you think her left nostril has vacuumed? #BetterGoBackToYourSurgeon #GoingInForThat8thRhinoplasty #ThisHoeSnortingTheShitOutOfLarrysBalls #ThisBirdCanSmellTheHummusFromAMileAway #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #YouHumanFleshLight #ShippedAroundLikeAFedexPackage #WhatExactlyDoYouDoAForALiving #AProfessionalLikesReceiver #ThisThotsPussyHasMoreMilesThanAnAstroid #ProDickSquatter #TheShaquilleOnealOfHoes #SlowAsFuckButKnownForSlamDunkinThePussy #ThisPigeonIsATherapistsJackpot #WaitTilShes35AndNoOneThereToBrushHerEgo #SuicideStatus #HereComeTheXanaxAndTherapySessions #TagTheSponsor

When your sponsor cramps you in an UBERpool #TheseBitchesHaveHadMoreHairyBallsToTheFaceThanSerenaWilliamsTennisRacket #TheseBirdsHaveSnortedMoreCocaineThanTheHiltonFamily #ThesePigeonsHaveChuggedMoreChampagneThan68CamelsAfterCrossingTheSahara #WhoAreTheseTrollopsFooling #HowSway #HowYouLivingLargeButOnlyClaimToModel #CongratulationsYouJustPlayedYourself #WhatsYourKeyToSuccess #TheMeatWound #TheyDontWantYouToKnowTheTruth #TheyDontWantYouToBlowTheirCover #SoYouKnowWhatWeGonDo #WereGonnaUnmaskMore #ThotLuv #Sponsorettes #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #TheOnlyReasonSomeOfTheseHoesTaggedDanBilzerianWasToGetMoreLikes #NotBecauseTheyWantedToShowTheSponsor #DontBeFooled #TheyWontTagCarlThe84YearOldHedgefundManagerTho #NonExistentCreditScore #TagTheSponsor

“Hello team. This one was inquired by my brother before. Post the email story before this one. Thanks”     

Contact you for what? #YouGiving15MinutePussyTrialsOrSumthing #WhatsTheEmailFor #ImNotAMagician #IcantJustGuessWtfYouDo #ButJudgingFromYourPics #YouMightBeInTheHummusBusiness #WhatAreYouDoingInDubai #AndWhosFundingIt #WhatBusinessOpportunitiesCanYouProvide #ThatOlympianPussy #TouringTheWorld #DoingKamasutraAcrobatics #Thot #IBetYouCluckLikeAChickenInTheSightOfASponsor #YouBird #IBetThePussyBeenMoreStampedMoreThanYourPassport #StartedOffLocal #NowInDubai #Vh1BehindTheHummus #EtrueBottleRatStory #Congratulations #YouJustPlayedYourself #TagTheSponsor Let’s ask her what business is she in

Guess what happened 15 minutes after that selfie was taken. #HummusCartelInitiation #MohammedAndTheSquadReadyToSquat #AhkmedHasTheLaxativesReady #HummusBukkakeAboutToEnsue #YouCanTellThisBitchBeTakingHellaDick #BitchGotHummusImplants #Trollop #WhatAreYouDoingInDubaiAlone #DeflatingSheikhBallsHuh #ProCockSquatter #SlamDunkinThePussyForXanaxAndAirmiles #BetThisHoesPussyGotMoreMilesThanAllNasaMissionsCombined #WhoYouFooling #ThisBitchEatNothingButChampagneAndWeedForBreakfast #IBetThisBirdAxeWoundGonnaSmellLikeHotDogWaterAfterMomoAndTheGangDoneFillingHerUp #ThisTrollopsAssGonnaBeHavingThatTurtleTankStench #FOH #BitchCreditScoreNoneExistantLikeLaquishasFather #IdPayToSeeTheResultsOfAPsychologicalEvaluationOfAnInstagramModel #DelusionalAF #TheBallDeflatorAndIAintTalkingAboutTheNFL #ThisChickensKeyToSuccessIsAlleyYouingThePussyOntoRichDonsDick #IHopeSheNeverOvulates #StankHoe #TagTheSponsor

This bird tagged everything but the #Sponsor ? #LivingLargeHuh #WhatsYourProfession #YourLipInjectionsAndFacialStructureGiveOffThatHookerVibe #WhyDoesEveryEasternEuropeanProLookTheSame #HummusCartelMember #ThatPussyExpensiveAF #SoTellUsWhatdYourRate #ISeeYouHaveAKid #WhoDidYouGet #GoodJob #YoureSetFor18Years #RedbottomsAndCocaine #PussyProbablyGotMoreMilesThanAn83Civic #ProDickSquatter #BitchNeedsToChangeHerNameToImALeech #TagTheSponsor

The only thing you’ve taught me is how to spot a hoe. #Bird #JerseyChaser #LowkeyHoodrat #LovesABallPlayer #AndAPurpleDickWithGoodCredit #AlwaysInDesignerClothing #ButNoKnownSourceOfIncome #WouldLetYouSmashForGameSeatsAndRoses #PussyGotMoreMilesThanMichaelJordansSuicideRunsInHisPrime #TagTheSponsor

Let’s ask her what’s the email for? What exactly can we book her for? How is it beneficial to do business with her? Why doesn’t she describe her profession next to the email? #TheyDontWantYouToCallThemOut #TheyDontWantYouToKnowTheTruth #SoYouKnowWhatWeGonnaDo #TheTagTeamWillCallThemOut #TheTagTeamWillNotThirst #CongratulationsSheJustPlayedHerself #TheTagTeamYouSmartYouLoyalIAppreciateYall #TagTheSponsor

Tranny?  She looks like every generic “fashion/MUA/Whore for hire” Instagram model. Where’s the individuality? Same pose, same ash dyed hair, clothes, angles, and edits. Still no idea what she does, but let’s not hope she doesn’t think she’s a stylist with that bland look that she probably picked up from …

Hosting Arab nutz. #LivingLargeButNoKnownSourceOfIncome #WhatExactlyDoYouDoForALiving #HummusHost #HostingSabraEvents #SignedByTheHummusBukkakeMgmnt #HummusCartelMember #SellingPussyForRosesAndRedBottoms #DrainingSheikBallsForChampagneAndCocaine #PussyMileageUnknown #AssholeIsMoreBlownOutThanMagicJohnsonsSon #AnothaOne #TagTheSponsor