Itsmissalexia

How much cocaine do you think her left nostril has vacuumed? #BetterGoBackToYourSurgeon #GoingInForThat8thRhinoplasty #ThisHoeSnortingTheShitOutOfLarrysBalls #ThisBirdCanSmellTheHummusFromAMileAway #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #YouHumanFleshLight #ShippedAroundLikeAFedexPackage #WhatExactlyDoYouDoAForALiving #AProfessionalLikesReceiver #ThisThotsPussyHasMoreMilesThanAnAstroid #ProDickSquatter #TheShaquilleOnealOfHoes #SlowAsFuckButKnownForSlamDunkinThePussy #ThisPigeonIsATherapistsJackpot #WaitTilShes35AndNoOneThereToBrushHerEgo #SuicideStatus #HereComeTheXanaxAndTherapySessions #TagTheSponsor

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Brooklynn_miglizzi

When your sponsor cramps you in an UBERpool #TheseBitchesHaveHadMoreHairyBallsToTheFaceThanSerenaWilliamsTennisRacket #TheseBirdsHaveSnortedMoreCocaineThanTheHiltonFamily #ThesePigeonsHaveChuggedMoreChampagneThan68CamelsAfterCrossingTheSahara #WhoAreTheseTrollopsFooling #HowSway #HowYouLivingLargeButOnlyClaimToModel #CongratulationsYouJustPlayedYourself #WhatsYourKeyToSuccess #TheMeatWound #TheyDontWantYouToKnowTheTruth #TheyDontWantYouToBlowTheirCover #SoYouKnowWhatWeGonDo #WereGonnaUnmaskMore #ThotLuv #Sponsorettes #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #TheOnlyReasonSomeOfTheseHoesTaggedDanBilzerianWasToGetMoreLikes #NotBecauseTheyWantedToShowTheSponsor #DontBeFooled #TheyWontTagCarlThe84YearOldHedgefundManagerTho #NonExistentCreditScore #TagTheSponsor

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Powesb

Contact you for what? #YouGiving15MinutePussyTrialsOrSumthing #WhatsTheEmailFor #ImNotAMagician #IcantJustGuessWtfYouDo #ButJudgingFromYourPics #YouMightBeInTheHummusBusiness #WhatAreYouDoingInDubai #AndWhosFundingIt #WhatBusinessOpportunitiesCanYouProvide #ThatOlympianPussy #TouringTheWorld #DoingKamasutraAcrobatics #Thot #IBetYouCluckLikeAChickenInTheSightOfASponsor #YouBird #IBetThePussyBeenMoreStampedMoreThanYourPassport #StartedOffLocal #NowInDubai #Vh1BehindTheHummus #EtrueBottleRatStory #Congratulations #YouJustPlayedYourself #TagTheSponsor Let’s ask her what business is she in

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Jessicakylie

Guess what happened 15 minutes after that selfie was taken. #HummusCartelInitiation #MohammedAndTheSquadReadyToSquat #AhkmedHasTheLaxativesReady #HummusBukkakeAboutToEnsue #YouCanTellThisBitchBeTakingHellaDick #BitchGotHummusImplants #Trollop #WhatAreYouDoingInDubaiAlone #DeflatingSheikhBallsHuh #ProCockSquatter #SlamDunkinThePussyForXanaxAndAirmiles #BetThisHoesPussyGotMoreMilesThanAllNasaMissionsCombined #WhoYouFooling #ThisBitchEatNothingButChampagneAndWeedForBreakfast #IBetThisBirdAxeWoundGonnaSmellLikeHotDogWaterAfterMomoAndTheGangDoneFillingHerUp #ThisTrollopsAssGonnaBeHavingThatTurtleTankStench #FOH #BitchCreditScoreNoneExistantLikeLaquishasFather #IdPayToSeeTheResultsOfAPsychologicalEvaluationOfAnInstagramModel #DelusionalAF #TheBallDeflatorAndIAintTalkingAboutTheNFL #ThisChickensKeyToSuccessIsAlleyYouingThePussyOntoRichDonsDick #IHopeSheNeverOvulates #StankHoe #TagTheSponsor

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Iamnanoleech

This bird tagged everything but the #Sponsor ? #LivingLargeHuh #WhatsYourProfession #YourLipInjectionsAndFacialStructureGiveOffThatHookerVibe #WhyDoesEveryEasternEuropeanProLookTheSame #HummusCartelMember #ThatPussyExpensiveAF #SoTellUsWhatdYourRate #ISeeYouHaveAKid #WhoDidYouGet #GoodJob #YoureSetFor18Years #RedbottomsAndCocaine #PussyProbablyGotMoreMilesThanAn83Civic #ProDickSquatter #BitchNeedsToChangeHerNameToImALeech #TagTheSponsor

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Alainataughtyou

The only thing you’ve taught me is how to spot a hoe. #Bird #JerseyChaser #LowkeyHoodrat #LovesABallPlayer #AndAPurpleDickWithGoodCredit #AlwaysInDesignerClothing #ButNoKnownSourceOfIncome #WouldLetYouSmashForGameSeatsAndRoses #PussyGotMoreMilesThanMichaelJordansSuicideRunsInHisPrime #TagTheSponsor

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Mel_bunnnyyy

Let’s ask her what’s the email for? What exactly can we book her for? How is it beneficial to do business with her? Why doesn’t she describe her profession next to the email? #TheyDontWantYouToCallThemOut #TheyDontWantYouToKnowTheTruth #SoYouKnowWhatWeGonnaDo #TheTagTeamWillCallThemOut #TheTagTeamWillNotThirst #CongratulationsSheJustPlayedHerself #TheTagTeamYouSmartYouLoyalIAppreciateYall #TagTheSponsor

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Jeny kumpusa

Tranny?  She looks like every generic “fashion/MUA/Whore for hire” Instagram model. Where’s the individuality? Same pose, same ash dyed hair, clothes, angles, and edits. Still no idea what she does, but let’s not hope she doesn’t think she’s a stylist with that bland look that she probably picked up from …

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Iambiankah

Hosting Arab nutz. #LivingLargeButNoKnownSourceOfIncome #WhatExactlyDoYouDoForALiving #HummusHost #HostingSabraEvents #SignedByTheHummusBukkakeMgmnt #HummusCartelMember #SellingPussyForRosesAndRedBottoms #DrainingSheikBallsForChampagneAndCocaine #PussyMileageUnknown #AssholeIsMoreBlownOutThanMagicJohnsonsSon #AnothaOne #TagTheSponsor

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