When getting sponsored goes wrong 

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When Mohammed leaves you at the palace with lil Simba while he is away on business and the lil homie could give 2 fucks about your Lion King re-enactment to flex for the gram and just gives you a preview of what’s coming when daddy gets home. ????? #WhenFlexingOnTheGramGoesWrong #BitchThoughtHerVideoWasBoutToBeLit …

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Insta pro hooker @sierradrew_xo

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When in… anywhere you sell pussy ? #BitchHashtaggedEverythingButTheSponsor #HowSway #NeedSomeExplanation #HasNeverWorkedAndAlwaysTraveling #ExpectUsToBelieveThatShesAContributingCitizen #PussyMoreRunDownThanThrRomanEmpire #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #AlsoSponsoredByJamalTheProAthelete #AnalForABirkingAndGolderShowerForSomePercs #PussyHasMoreMilesThanNASAsOldestOrbitingSatellite #WhoYouFoolingHoe #Type1HerpesInTheFlesh #OnlyTimeThePussyCatchesABreakIsWhenTheresABreakOut #AskHerAboutHerDadsRelationship #Crickets #GetReadyForTheMeltdownIn3Years #TagTheSponsor

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@mercedes.w red flags 

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How’s does @mercedes.w afford the lavish life? #NoJob #NoKnownSourceOfIncome #YachtsAndPrivateJets #ModelingHuh #ACharterCostsMoreThanAModelsYearlySalary #LilHoeSlingingAss #SlamDunkingThePussyOnLarryTheCEO #BihAssholeAcquiresMoreMilesInAnHourThanFerrysBuellersDayOffFerrari #WhoYouFooling #OpeningUpThemLegsLikeAFortuneCookieForRedbottomsAndCoke #GettingFoldedLikeASushiRollForShortTripsAndPics #FraudAlert #NotOnceHasThisHoeTaggedTheBlesser #BlessedTheseNuts #EsophagusHasSeenMoreGlansThanTheKardashiansPussiesCombine #AssholeHasProlapsedMoreThanTheGreekEconomy #RugBurnsAndPenicillinShouldBeHerSlogan #IfYouEverWonderedWhatHPVLookedLikeAsAHumanFormSearchNoMore #WonderWhatSheClaimsWhenAskedAboutHerLavishLifeStyle #TagTheSponsor

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ItsPaigeRebecca aka Paige Rebecca Garner being classy in Dubai

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“Guys check this hooker out trying to flaunt in my city. We laugh at these slags thinking they’re big money when they foot here and get sponsored. What a joke” The cringe is real ? – #TheSponsorAftermath #WhenMohammedTheSheikAndHisBusinessPartnersRunATrainOnYou #OhYouThoughtItWasAFreeTripWithJustBlowiesAndTreats #HarufiAndAkbarJustAdded29000MilesToThatAss #JustJoinedTheHummusCartel #ShesNowACEO #MeaningCuntEntertainingOnly #PussyGotMoreMilesThanDomTorettosCar #SponsoredBySabra #RoomServiceBetterBring9BagsOfIceToGetTheSwellingDown #HairSaysSheDefGotPissedOn #IBetSheStillHasShitUnderHerFinferNails #GoToDubaiTheySaidItllBeFunTheySaid #PoorParasiteWillHaveToUseHalfTheMoneyOnTherapistsAndMeds …

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When submitting goes wrong – RachelDollFace

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“Guys check this out. Rachel Jergess – This bird tries to send a submission in my DMs thinking I’m an admin for you guys. I play along little does she know that I’m aware she’s a hooker. My buddy met her on seeking arrangement and banged for guts out for …

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