Damnndanielle

First of all its Tag THE* Sponsor. Second, this #Birds head game must be phenomenal in order for a simp to pay a monthly fee in the name of this #turkeysandwich. How hard is it to just tag the beta. #SoWhatDidYouDoToReceiveThatGift #NothingHuh #Sikeee #IBetYouSlamDunkedThePussyOnLarrysWrinkledPickle #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #SellingPussyForRosesPursesAndPremiumCocaine #ShePicksHerVictimsByWhoEverSpendsTheMostAtTheClub #90PercentOfBottleGirlsSellPussy #Facts #ThisIsScience …

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Mony_monn

My Arab friends always say “We don’t bring them on the yacht to look pretty” #RedflagsCentral #GmailAccountForBusinessesAlwaysSketchy #BetThisHoeDontPayTaxes #ThisTheTypeOfHoeToPostAPretentiousCaptionAboutHowEveryoneIsGoingToBallOutOnTaxSeason #ButNotHer #ObviouslyYouThotYouPayNoTaxes #IRSLookingForThisBitchHarderThanBushForBinLaden #WhoYouFoolingHoe #ThisBirdComesAlongWithTheHousesSheSupposyRents #TheHummusDrainer #PussyGotMoreMilesThanEazyEsDick #PussyGotMoreMilesThanFreddyMercurysAsshole #WhoYouFoolingYouTurkeySandwich #TellUs #HowDidYouGetThatInvite #SoTheyJustInvitedYouToHaveANiceConversationWithYouHuh #WhatElseCanYouBringToTheTableOtherThanYoutBlownOutAssholeAndAbusedAxewound #TagTheSponsor

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Rubysayed_

Who remembers the first few times we posted Taz Angels? Everyone went apeshit defending them. That they made legit money by hosting clubs and promos. We were told that we didn’t know shit and that none of them were ever caught with anyone, and never been sponsored. Welp. This is …

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@nehal_xo

Doing “make up” lets you charter yachts? Who’s boat is that? #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #WhenMarthasAwayTheMiceComeOutAndPlay #MarthaIsaLarrysWife #LivingABitABitLavishlyHuh #HowDidYouAffordAllThatSurgeryAtAYoungAge #PretentiousCaptionsButIBetHerBankAccountAsShallowAsHerMorals #GotPlentyOfShoesButNoCredit #CanadianTrollop #ThatJawLookingRough #NotConvinceThisWasBornWithAVagina #ArtificialPussyProbablyGotMoreMilesThanAllNYCYellowCabs #TagTheSponsor  

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Why being a whiteknight doesn’t work.

Let me explain to you why whiteknighting doesn’t work, why you’re only taken as a joke when you put these social media non-accomplished “models” on a high horse.  Putting women on a pedestal makes her metaphorically look down on your value and masculinity. Don’t do this, make her look up …

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@hannah_jx

Hummus Day  #MyDubai #BookingInBio #RedFlag #LivingInDubaiNoJob #RedFlad #GettingTheHummusSkinTreatment #SoOutOfAllPlacesToMoveWithOutAJobYouPickDubaiHuh #TellUs #Why #SimpleQuestion #WatchThemStutter #PussyGotMoreMilesThanAllUSPSDeliveryTrucksCombined #SponsoredByAkbarAndJarufi #TwoHumanDiapersThatWillProbablyActPretentiousInPublic #ButBehindClosedDoorsMohammedSaysJumpAndTheyllAskHowHigh #TagTheSponsor

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@karidaay

What the fuck is a personal clothier? #CodeWordForTrollop #LivingLargeButNoSignOfAJob #DubaiIsntCheap #SpeciallyTheLifeYouFlaunt #SoTellUsWhoFundsTheLavishness #DifferentHotelsWeekly #VIPAtTheClub #SmellsFishyToMe #SmellsMoreLikeHummusThough #ProDickSquatter #HummusCartelMember #SponsoredByMohammedTheSheik #SponsoredBySabra #PussyGotMoreMilesThanAllCombinedOceans #TagTheSponsor  

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