I have nothing to offer – starter kit

Soon as men see that big clear jug and that italic @ProteinWorld handwriting we know  right off the bat she has horrible credit (600 or less), about 67k followers (give or take 20k depending on hoeness), excessive gym posts with minimal fitness knowledge, a kid who don’t see his father, …

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@ChristineBranting

It’s Friday and as promised, TagTheSponsor delivers. Here’s another example how these girls get flown out and appear on yachts and PJs. Do you guys remember the Scandinavian blow up doll we posted last week? Well our buddy Cello the oil heir decided to contact her to confirm some doubts …

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@sweet.xtina

Traveling all over the world?! But wait there’s more. No known source of income? HMM. #WhatDoYouEvenDoForALiving #YachtRat #GettingSponsoredForNauticalMiles #PussyGotMoreMilesThanACarnivalCruise #Early20sButLivingLarge #MustBeNice #OhYouModelHuh #ButYouShapedLikeAHam #SellsPussyForAirfaresAndChampagne #WillThrowThePussyAtYouForAnExoticSelfieOnYourBoat #NicknameThisHoeTheAnchor #CusOnceSheDropsOnThatDickYouCantGetHerToLeave #FrontingLikeShesABallerButWontTagTheCaptain #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #OrSponsoredByLarrysLowSelfEsteemSonLukas #ThisIsScience #TagTheSponsor

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@thealanakay

Don’t slip over hummus, consume it.. #WhenADoNothingBitchThinksShesDeep #OnlyThingDeepAboutThisPretentiousTrickIsHerSugarwound #SponsoredByMohammed #HummusCartelMember #SponsoredBySabra #SheInLoveWithTheMomo #SponsoredOnTheLowLow #PussyGotMoreMilesThanRonJeremysDick #WhoYouFooling #ThisBigotBitchActingLikesShesSomebody #ButAllYouDoIsEmptySheiksBalls #WhatDoYouEvenDoForALiving #SquattingOnDicks #GettingYourGumsScrubbedByJohns #SuperThot #PussyGameLikeMichaelPhelps #DivingOnTheDick #TagTheSponsor

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@chloestevenssxo

“Hello tagthesponser one of ur followers liked lots of my pictures so I proceeded to comment to DM me. It was clear she wanted a bone thrown. Please clean ur follow list. A lot of infiltrators. Enjoy.” we are not more linieant with requests. Gets the hoes closer.  

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@kamilakos

  Model? But no modeling picture. Singer? But no soundcloud. Designer? Where’s your website. How do you fund expenses living in Dubai? Shit isn’t cheap (no pun intended). #TypicalDoNothingBitch #SquattingOnDicks #DrainingBalls #ButClaimingBullshitCareers #SponsoredBySabra #HummusCartelMember #SponsoredByMomo #MohammedThesheik #SponsoredByAhmed #MohammedsCamelKeeper #PussyGotMoreMilesThanAnAirbusFleet #TagTheSponsor    submitter: “I went to school with this girl, she …

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@cecilia_nordlund

Traveling the whole world, yachts, jets, first class. Nothing but lavishness. But guess what? No signs of what she does for a living other than posing for Instagram. The typical overused social media “model” facade. The best kind of way to market your pussy and find your Don directly is …

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@itzmariam_

When a #Sponsor just scrubbed your gums with his dick. #IRSComeSeeThisShit #IRSAgentsRubbingTheirHandsLikeBirdman #WhatDidYouDoToEarnThatMoney #HaveYouHeardOfDirectDeposit #OhThatsRightSponsorsPayInCash #NoElectronicTrails #ProDickSquatter #TurkeyHamThot #WhatDoYouEvenDoForALiving #SheWontReply #ButCallHerAHoeAndShellReplyWithTheLengthOfABible #TagTheSponsor

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Stop lying

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ’ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ’ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ’ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ’ⁿ #ClassIsInSession #HoecialStudies Whoever wrote this article is clearly oblivious to the fact that posting selfies on Instagram, no matter how often you get paid, it will never amount to the 1% lifestyle these girls …

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