Last night

The she forgot to Include the red flag  emoji. #IfYouLookHardEnoughYouCanSeeMohammedsReflection #BookingInBio #GiftsSheDoesntNameFromWho #RosesMatchingRedflags #BritishDiaper #WhatsYourBusinessInDubai #SipsTea #AccountHasMoreRedFlagsThanTheDevilsDick #RedBottoms #Redflag #InternationalTrollop #CheckPhotomap #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #DontSayModelPlease #ModelsWithPlasticSurgeryDontMakeIt #TruthBeToldThatPussyUpForBidding #WhoAreTheGiftsFrom #Abdul #Mohammed Or #LarryTheCEO #PleaseJust #TagTheSponsor

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Take A Vote Tuesday Episode 5

Guess what day it is?! Episode 5 of Take A Vote Tuesdays. You will help me decide if I should accept or deny a request by studying the potential #sponsorettes profile. Rules. You do not tip off the person, nor harass them until a verdict has been made, which will …

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Nice try

This trollop just requested us. Seems to be friends with the pavement princess posted previously. Okay. I see your sponsor doesn’t want to be tagged or so you say. Either way, you will expect us to believe that some guy decided to fly you on a Private jet and you …

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Living for the shit

Yea we know you live for this shit ??????? #UnemployedButConstantlyOnVacation #BlessedHuh #BeingBlessedDontPayTheBills #BeingAHoeDoes #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #YourGenericLookingAssBetterNotSayModel #BasicAsBread #WhoTakesYourPicturesOnTheseTrips #BiggestMystery #First48CantSolveThisShit #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #AlsoSponsoredByAhmedFromInstabul #WhatsYourGenuineAnswerIfTheIRSAskedYouHowCanYouAffordThatLifestyleWhenYouBroke #IRSRubbingTheirHandsLikeBirdman #SomeoneAskHerWhatSheDoesForALiving #ShellEitherSay #Marketing #Stylist #Model or the most common #Realstate #TheOnlyRealstateYoureAssociatedWithIsSellingPussy #WhyFlexWhenYouCantBackItUp #BallingOnLarrysBudget #EatingOnMohammedsWatch #ShoppingOnAhmedsCard #ButYouABadIndependentBitchHuh next time #TagTheSponsor

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Co-hoes don’t count

Tagging a co-hoe doesn’t count. Tagging the #Sponsorettes sponsor would be valid ?? #VegasPaidRedflag #YouSlingingThePoon #JusSayin #YouForgotToHashtag #Blessed #YourBitchAintBad #SheATrollop #HowdYouAffordThatJet #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #HookerShoes #VegasIsAMajorRedFlag #HoeMekka #BartendingButFlyingPrivate #WhatBarIsThat #DrinksMustCost4kEachWithMandatory50PercentTipHuh next time #TagTheSponsor the real one too!

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Loving the camels

The camels loving you too ??? #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #OhPromotingHuh #PromotingWhat #MohammedFinnaPopASquatOnYouJustLikeHesOnTheCamel #HummusCartelAcceptanceCeremony #OfficiallyABottleRatAcademyAlumni #SigningOffSabraContract #HummusBenefitsAccepted #SunGlassesToCoverTheDryEyeDoodooCrust #CamelInTheBackLikeIDontWannaBeInThePicAbdul #StaphhhIt #PlotTwist #TheWhipSticksArentForTheCamels #HereWeHaveARarePhotographOfAHumanDiaperInTheDesert #PlostTwist #TheSponsorsAreTheCamels #HenceWhyTheirIdentityIsClassified #MaybeSheDidTagTheSponsorsThen #IfTheCamelEmojisCount #PropsIGuess #TagTheSponsor

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Spoiled

Who sent that? ??? #BookingInBio #RedFlag #WhatExactlyDoYouDoAgain #SighModeling #SponsoredByLowLevelDrugDealer #JamalThePseudoKingpin #WhoTakesAllYourPictures #LetMeBeYourManager #YouHaveDubaiPontential #TheHummusCartelIsRecruiting #EmailSabraForSponsorship #MohammedWouldLoveYouWhenHesOnABudget #LarryTheCEONotSoMuch #DecreaseTheRatchetLook #CleanUpABit #AddSomeBoardersToYourPictures #YourWorthWillIncrease #HollaAMeForAMarketingStragetyLayout #ButNaDeadassWhatDoYouDoForALiving #LivingLargeButUnemployed #StepYourSponsorGameUp #LeaveAJamalGetYourselfAMohammed #FromCoachToBusinessRealQuick #StopFlexingOnTheGram And next time #TagTheSponsor

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TakeAVoteTuesday Episode 4

Guess what time it is?! Episode 4 of Take A Vote Tuesdays. You will help me decide if I should accept or deny a request by studying the potential #sponsorettes profile. Rules. You do not tip off the person, nor harass them until a verdict has been made, which will …

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Fullcourtpumps

I’ve always said if you’re one of my followers and someone puts you on our radar, you still going up cuh ???. #LiveLifeTravel #HowDeep #HereWeHaveTheNewestRatchetMemberOfTheHummusCartel #LookAtAllTheButtCratersLeftOnTheSand #WrappedUpToCoverTheBruisesMohammedAndAbdulLeft #HummusBukakee #SponsoredBySabra #PokedLikeAKabob #MomoLikesThemThickLately #OrHeMightJustBeInABudget #4kForAWeekAndUnlimitedHummus #WhatExactlyDoYouDoForALivingHuh #VacationWithMyGirlsLOL #WhatSkillsDoYouHave #ShapedLikeAHam #WhyDoYouNeedAssShotsToBecomeAnAccountant #SoManyQuestions #SoLittleAnswers #SomeoneCaughtYouSlippingOnTwitter #NextTime #TagTheSponsor

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