Oh fitness chick huh

I would love to sit down with one of these women look them in the eye and casually ask them “what do you do for a living”?#LookingLikeAHumanBlowUpDoll#HummusPotentialSurpassed#AccessGrantedToTheSabraCartel#HowAreYouAFitnessGirlWhenYoureHalfSilicone#YouLookLikeYoureAllergicToSeaFoodAndJustAteCalamari#AllergiesKickedIn #OhYouLoveToTravel#WhatKindOfBusinessAreYouIn#CartertingLarryTheCEOsNeeds #WhatDoYouDoForALiving#DontSayModelImGoingToLoseIt #NextTime#TagTheSponsor

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“Him”

Who’s him? #ColorCordinatedToMatchTheFlags #FlyingPrivateButWorksAtAClub #HowSway #INeedAnswers #Chapiadora #PrivateJetButNoSponsor #BossBitchHuh #BringMeABottleTable5 #ChopChop #SponsoredByAnAthlete #JamalTheUnknownNFLReceiver or #ShawnTheNBABenchWarmer #WeAllKnowWhatYouDidForThoseRedBottoms #NextTime #TagTheSponsor One of our followers has located the sponsor and it seems like he wants credit. #SheDidntEvenReplyToTheOldMan #Cold #MarkTheCEO #LarryTheCEOsBrother why can’t she just #TagTheSponsor

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Booked for life

This is what happens when your sponsor stops paying your electricity and phonebill. To all our sponsors following us, yall stay safe. It ain’t all hummus and sex in these streets. Shits getting out of hand. Here are some ways you can stay safe, never catch feelings for a sponsorette, …

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Last night

The she forgot to Include the red flag  emoji. #IfYouLookHardEnoughYouCanSeeMohammedsReflection #BookingInBio #GiftsSheDoesntNameFromWho #RosesMatchingRedflags #BritishDiaper #WhatsYourBusinessInDubai #SipsTea #AccountHasMoreRedFlagsThanTheDevilsDick #RedBottoms #Redflag #InternationalTrollop #CheckPhotomap #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #DontSayModelPlease #ModelsWithPlasticSurgeryDontMakeIt #TruthBeToldThatPussyUpForBidding #WhoAreTheGiftsFrom #Abdul #Mohammed Or #LarryTheCEO #PleaseJust #TagTheSponsor

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Take A Vote Tuesday Episode 5

Guess what day it is?! Episode 5 of Take A Vote Tuesdays. You will help me decide if I should accept or deny a request by studying the potential #sponsorettes profile. Rules. You do not tip off the person, nor harass them until a verdict has been made, which will …

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Nice try

This trollop just requested us. Seems to be friends with the pavement princess posted previously. Okay. I see your sponsor doesn’t want to be tagged or so you say. Either way, you will expect us to believe that some guy decided to fly you on a Private jet and you …

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Living for the shit

Yea we know you live for this shit ??????? #UnemployedButConstantlyOnVacation #BlessedHuh #BeingBlessedDontPayTheBills #BeingAHoeDoes #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #YourGenericLookingAssBetterNotSayModel #BasicAsBread #WhoTakesYourPicturesOnTheseTrips #BiggestMystery #First48CantSolveThisShit #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #AlsoSponsoredByAhmedFromInstabul #WhatsYourGenuineAnswerIfTheIRSAskedYouHowCanYouAffordThatLifestyleWhenYouBroke #IRSRubbingTheirHandsLikeBirdman #SomeoneAskHerWhatSheDoesForALiving #ShellEitherSay #Marketing #Stylist #Model or the most common #Realstate #TheOnlyRealstateYoureAssociatedWithIsSellingPussy #WhyFlexWhenYouCantBackItUp #BallingOnLarrysBudget #EatingOnMohammedsWatch #ShoppingOnAhmedsCard #ButYouABadIndependentBitchHuh next time #TagTheSponsor

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Co-hoes don’t count

Tagging a co-hoe doesn’t count. Tagging the #Sponsorettes sponsor would be valid ?? #VegasPaidRedflag #YouSlingingThePoon #JusSayin #YouForgotToHashtag #Blessed #YourBitchAintBad #SheATrollop #HowdYouAffordThatJet #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #HookerShoes #VegasIsAMajorRedFlag #HoeMekka #BartendingButFlyingPrivate #WhatBarIsThat #DrinksMustCost4kEachWithMandatory50PercentTipHuh next time #TagTheSponsor the real one too!

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Loving the camels

The camels loving you too ??? #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #OhPromotingHuh #PromotingWhat #MohammedFinnaPopASquatOnYouJustLikeHesOnTheCamel #HummusCartelAcceptanceCeremony #OfficiallyABottleRatAcademyAlumni #SigningOffSabraContract #HummusBenefitsAccepted #SunGlassesToCoverTheDryEyeDoodooCrust #CamelInTheBackLikeIDontWannaBeInThePicAbdul #StaphhhIt #PlotTwist #TheWhipSticksArentForTheCamels #HereWeHaveARarePhotographOfAHumanDiaperInTheDesert #PlostTwist #TheSponsorsAreTheCamels #HenceWhyTheirIdentityIsClassified #MaybeSheDidTagTheSponsorsThen #IfTheCamelEmojisCount #PropsIGuess #TagTheSponsor

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