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You know how sometimes we joke around about how a Sponsorette’s pussy has certain amount of miles. This is how we calculate it.
Today we interviewed a newly FSU graduate who’s an ex Sponsorette and she admitted that during college she engaged in sexual relationships with about 200 Caucasian sponsors. Some helped pay her tuition others paid cellphone bills, car payments, trips, etc. ?
Well, (4 years of college x 365 days a year)/200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since she said over two hundred well round it off at a new guy every 7 days.
Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times and an average white men dick length of 5.5 inches and about 100 thrusts to cum we’re looking at… 100 thrusts x 3 times per guy x 11 inches (5.5 in, 5.5 out) = 3300 inches of dick per week.
3300 inches of dick x 208 weeks = 660000 inches of dick = 10.45 miles of dick
For journalistic purposes the crew and I got in my car and drove 10.45 miles and thought about dicks being laid end to end. That’s how much dick she’s taken.
(Disclaimer: Story isn’t real, but the logic and math can be applied to any vagina.)
"200 caucasian sponsors."I find the racist connotations of this site very odd, does the owner/moderator of this site have a problem with arab, black and other non-sponsors? If not why do you feel the need to mention ‘caucasian sponsors’? furthermore upon following this since the beginning I noticed countless jabs at arabs and blacks.You always describe/refer to arabs condescendingly and insult their religion. "hummus bukake, mohammed, etc"You always do the same with blacks and call them ball players.Just something weird to me i’ve noticed.
You know, there’s no real physical difference between a girl fucking the same guy every day and fucking a different guy every day. Technically, monogamous girls probably have more miles of dick than girls who jump from guy to guy