Private jets, yachts, exotic trips.. TagTeam, what do you think she does for a living? #ComeUpWithYourBestHashTag

“Hello tag team today we have a fitness girl. Same as usually. She saw my riches and liked my images. This time she actually contacted me sending me photographs. she farted for me. I send you the video. Very simple.”   Sam.. Stop making these women fart. I’m starting to …

New segment called #FatherYourDaughters will be posted once a week. Our first #Trollop that lacks fatherhood goes to @mandyybynes This turkey sandwich posted this on her Twitter for bragging rights or like some sort of trophy. What if the roles were reversed? Where my online-feminists at? I’d like to hear …

Fellas, pleaseeeee father your daughters. Not only for her own good but for my childrens sake too. Can’t imagine having a daughter and befriending a bird like this one on her first day of HS. #SheWontHaveMuchTooOfferOnceShesOver35 #ShellGetPregnantAt28 #LiveOffChildSupportForTheNext18Years #Once18YearsPass #ShellLiveOffHerKidsJob #ViciousCycle #TheseHoesAreParasites #IdStillHitThough #ButProbablyAfterOverdozingOnPercsAndPatron #YouCatchMyDrift #TagTheSponsor

The best relationship I will ever have is with M.Y.S.P.O.N.S.O.R. ?? #HahaLiar #BestRelationshipYouHaveIsWithYourPussy #ThatMeatWalletRakesInAllTheCashForRedbottomsAndBags #YouLyingTwerp #TurkeySandwhich #WhoCharteredThatPj #SponsoredByLarryTheCEO #SponsoredByHarryThe3rdTheHedgeFundManager #PussyReaksLikePetrolAkaCocaine #NoseBleedsAndXanax #YouCatchMyDrift #IBetSheStillGotUrineResidueUnderHerNails #Nasty #PussyHasBeenRanThroughMoreThanTeteborosMainLandingStrip #TagTheSponsor

The #Trollops have caught on, they no longer show the confirmation number so we don’t look up the itinerary receipt and find out who’s the sponsor. #BetYouShesGoingBackHomeWithABellyFullOfHummus #SponsoredByMohammedTheShiek #PortableDiaper #HummusExtractor #WhoAreYouFoolingYouThot #WhatDoYouDoForALivingHuh #SquattingOnCocksForAirmilesAndRedbottoms #IBetYourKneesFullOfRugBurns #SoTellUs #HowDoYouAffordThatLifestyle #BetHerPussyHasMoreMilesThanLanceArmstrongBikeFleet #Facts #ThisIsScience #HoecialStudies #Hoelogy #Hoethematics #Alhoegebra #Thot #TagTheSponsor

  Some time after our account was deleted, we receive a call from a mutual friend, that he overheard a guy bragging how he reported us using his clients connect. Thought it was weird.  The nerd runs some kinda PR website, and has a few social media connections. He used …

Sponsor time; here’s to our first 2016 DickSquat✈️ ✈️?? #LetThePussySlingingCommence #HeresToLotsOfChampagneAndPenicillin #ToastForCocaineAndUTIs #SoTellUs #YoureAModelHuh #WhatAgencyFliesYouPrivate #WhatAreWeBookingYouFor #BookingInBio #RedFlag #PussyGotMoreMilesThanTheIronManSuite #CoastToCoast #SponsorToSponsor #TheHumanFleshlight #IWonderWhatSheHasToOfferOtherThanFootJobsAndThroat #IBetSheLooksLikeAGreyhoundWhenPutDoggyStyle #MollyAndSparklingWaterDiet #AderralForDinnerAndXanaxForBreakfast #VIPTableChaser #WhoYouFoolingHoe #AllThreeOfTheseBirdsMeatWalletsHaveBeenRanThroughMoreThanHussainBoltsNikes #TurkeySandwhich #TagTheSponsor