It’d be #nice if you tagged who you’re #thanking ??#SoNiceButSoShady #RedRosesToMatchTheFlags #WhatIfYouWereRewardedBasedOnYourPersonality #YouWouldntHaveShit #NoPunIntended #DoesntApplyToMohammed #RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlueYouAreATrollopWithNoW2 #CallMeTheShakespeareOfTheseHeaux #TagTheSponsor

@miss_miami_rae_410 Andddd it’s a wrap. #TagTheSponsor   

50 shades of shit ?? Starring #MohammedTheSheik and #AbdulTheScrub ?? #OfCourseYoullBeBackSoonerThanLater #Another25kToEarn #AlsoStarringTheHumanDiaper #WonderfulExperienceHuh #SafariIsCodeForOrgy #AtleastSheShowedTheSponsors But next time just #TagTheSponsor instead ?

Every one of these IG hoes Dubai vacations come to a point where Mohammed collects on his investment. 25k well spent for @mohammedfromdubai and the fellas to enjoy stretching out her sphincter on the mellow waves of the Persian Gulf before issuing a #HummusBukkake face treatment ️ #WhoNeedsRespect #WhoNeedsMorals #GetSponsoredIn2015 …

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! Any (and I mean any) female you see at the #Mayweather vs #Pacquaio fight on #Vegas on May 2nd is fucking for cash in the low. With ticket prices starting at 4k and as much as these hoes hate to spend they own money. It’s only fair …

Hard work Pays off huh #Blessed #LotteryIsLarryTheCEOsNickname #GodIsGoodButMohammedIsBetter #ThankfulForWho #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #WhatHardWorkAreYouTalkingAbout #SlingingAssLikeCrack #CarMatchesHerFlags #AllTheShoppingInTheWorldCantBuyYouMorals #TryGettingMomoToBuyYouDignity #SoManyRedFlagsAndSoLittleTime #TheComeUpIsQuickForTheseChickens #ShowUsThatW4YouHardWorker #PussyGotMoreMilesThanA1976Beetle #WhoYouFooling #ShouldveJustSaidYouWonTheLottery #PayForPlay #NextTime #TagTheSponsor

How you own a Bentley but have no job. This mystery is harder to solve than Hilbert’s sixteenth problem #CaptionMightveGoneOverSomeHeads#GoogleIt#UnemployedButLivingLarge#PussyGotMoreMilesThanA92HondaCivic#FakeTits#FakeNose#FakeAss#Liposuction#LipInjections#JawImplant#Extensions#ButWillHaveTheNerveToCallHerselfTheRealestBitch#DelusionalDiaper#AllThoseGiftsButNoneUnderYourName#TheIRSWouldHaveAFieldDayWithYou#DoesHoeingComeWithA401kPlan#IKnowTheCarIsInsuredButDoesThePoonHaveCoverageToo#GodHimselfConfusedAF#AskingSwayHow#IndependentBadBitchHuh#NiceLiscensePlate#TagTheSponsor

I would love to sit down with one of these women look them in the eye and casually ask them “what do you do for a living”?#LookingLikeAHumanBlowUpDoll#HummusPotentialSurpassed#AccessGrantedToTheSabraCartel#HowAreYouAFitnessGirlWhenYoureHalfSilicone#YouLookLikeYoureAllergicToSeaFoodAndJustAteCalamari#AllergiesKickedIn #OhYouLoveToTravel#WhatKindOfBusinessAreYouIn#CartertingLarryTheCEOsNeeds #WhatDoYouDoForALiving#DontSayModelImGoingToLoseIt #NextTime#TagTheSponsor

Who’s him? #ColorCordinatedToMatchTheFlags #FlyingPrivateButWorksAtAClub #HowSway #INeedAnswers #Chapiadora #PrivateJetButNoSponsor #BossBitchHuh #BringMeABottleTable5 #ChopChop #SponsoredByAnAthlete #JamalTheUnknownNFLReceiver or #ShawnTheNBABenchWarmer #WeAllKnowWhatYouDidForThoseRedBottoms #NextTime #TagTheSponsor One of our followers has located the sponsor and it seems like he wants credit. #SheDidntEvenReplyToTheOldMan #Cold #MarkTheCEO #LarryTheCEOsBrother why can’t she just #TagTheSponsor

This is what happens when your sponsor stops paying your electricity and phonebill. To all our sponsors following us, yall stay safe. It ain’t all hummus and sex in these streets. Shits getting out of hand. Here are some ways you can stay safe, never catch feelings for a sponsorette, …