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@mmbellz

Penthouse #TagHim ? Lets break it down yall. A different hotel weekly, drives 90k Mercedes, always has her pictures taken alone, on a flight every two weeks, no known source of income, typical do nothing bitch bragging captions. Analyzing all the tacky shit she wears, she’s either sponsored by some …

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@tee_morrison and @ellastapleton_

  When Mohammed slides in them DMs offering a free trip. @tee_morrison  #PussyNickNamedTheCrocodileHunter Scratch That pussy is named the hummus hunter. Cranky. Mohammed and the squad popping laxatives like Molly. Pop a Molly I’m squatting wooh. What do you do for a living? All of a sudden spontaneous trip to …

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@syrianprinny

Theyre good to get sponsored. #Dubai #Cannes #Monaco #AllOverTheWorld #ModelingMustBeDoingGoodHuh #ShowUsALegitimateCampaign #WhoDoYouModelFor #YouMustBeGettingPaidAGoodAmountOfCommas #ButItIsntAddingUp #PussyAGlobeTrotter #PussyGotMoreMilesThanDicaprioOnCatchMeIfYouCan #ProfessionalBallDeflater #GetsPaidToDoSquats #OnDickThough #WhosTakingYourPicturesOnVacation #ThisIsWhyTheUSEmbassyDoesntGrantYouAVisa #TheyKnowYouWontPayTaxesForTrolloping #BitchShapedLikeTheMenInBlackAliensInTheCoffeeRoom #TagTheSponsor

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@teyakyriacethys

I’m confused as to why this one has a booking email. #SheDoesntShowAnyTalents #AndLetsHopeItsNotModeling #ShellEndUpStarvingIfSheDependsOnThat #TheOnlyModelingYoullBeDoingIsIfChingyRekindlesHisCareerAndWantsToDoHolidayInnPart2 #AlwaysInAHotel #ButDoesntWork #HowSway #KanyeWestWantsAnswers #WeNeedJaRuleToMakeSenseOfAllOfThis #ThotFromVancouver #SlingingPussyMiamiVegaLosAngeles #SquattingOnDicksForChampagneAndAirlineMiles #BitchShapedLikeAHealthyPotatoe #SweetyOnceAgainHowDoYouObtainIncomeToSupportThatLifeStyle #TagTheSponsor

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@angmachin

Hm Something ain’t right here. #SponsorWasLike #FuckThatImGoingToBeInThePictute #SponsoretteWasLike #EwImCroppingThisNigga #UngratefulDickSquatter #TravelingAllOverTheWorldAndCantGiveLarryTheCEOAnyCredit #HeartlessCrop #ThisHoeIsBlunt #CroppedTheShitOutOfOldHomeboy #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #ProfessionalBallDeflater #PussyGotMoreMilesThanKevinKarr #GoogleHim #AnywaysThisThotProbablyHasTheIQOfAFuckingToothpick #ThoughtSheWasSlickWithTheCrop #TagTheSponsor Crop part 2. On the yacht.  You know the sponsor is over 50 if he’s sporting a visor cap. #TagTheSponsor

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@christinalr_

Instagram models always seem to have a iPhone photographer follow them around. Doesn’t add up to me. #WhosTakingAllOfYourPicturesAroundTheWorld #WhatDoYouDoForWork #DickSquattingAthlete #ProBaller #ByThatWeMeanAtGargglingThem #TooBasicToGiveHerTheEtherHashtags #TrollopNextTimeJust #TagTheSponsor

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Christinebranting

This one is perfect for a narcissistic case study. #ContactForWhat #LookingLikeAFuckedUpWaxFigure #FuckingCheapNoveltyBlowUpDollLookingTrollop #LookingLikeAPartyFavorStand #LipsBeenStabbedByNeedlesMoreTimesThanPinheadFromHellraiser #LipsLookingLikeAPussyWasPumped #NoOneKnowsWhatSheDoesForALiving #ButOftenInDubai #SponsoredByMohammedTheSheik #SponsoredBySabra #HummusReceiver #HummusCartelMember #TrainsByAbdulKareemAhmed #EvenJohnnyTheCamel #ThisBitchDoneGotSoMuchDickHerSugarWallsAreNumb #JanteLawMyAss #ThisHoeSellingHellaPussyAllOverEurope #PhotomapsGotMoreRedFlagsThanDonaldTrumpsCampaign #Foh #TagTheSponsor

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@_angelavargas_

Unnecessary long ass caption to brag about where your sponsor took you. #BookingInBio #RedFlag #WhatAreWeBookingYouFor #WhoreForHireButClaimsToModel #AllAroundTheWorldButWhosTakingThePictures #FrontingLikeModelingPaysForTheHighLife #TheOnlyWayModelingIsPayingIsIfYoureDoingBigBrandCampaigns #AndIfYoureNot #TheOnlyOtherWayIsByDeflatingRichNiggasBalls #YouFraud #EvenThoughHerPhoneBroke #LarryTheCEOGotHerANewOne #AnotherYearWithoutUpgradingHisWifesMarthaIphone2 #MegalomaniacalMoneyHungryTrollop #WhyDoYouThinkTheseMenBringYouOnAYacht #OhAmazingPersonalityHuh #DoTheyTalkToYouAboutBusiness #DoTheyTeachYouHowToInvestYourMoney #Nope #StandThereAndLookPretty #AndWhenDutyCallsGoSquatOnADick #DoNothingBitchesActingLikeTheirSomethingInLife #PussyMoreBlownOutThanJamesStewartDirtBikeAfterASupercrossRace #TagTheSponsor

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The tag team is growing rapidly. Be part of it!

The #TagTeam army is getting bigger and bigger. Shout out to @charming__asshole for supporting! #IDontSponsor #TagTheSponsor     Our homie @Mag40th repping. #Sponsorettes are now shook everywhere they go there’s a #TagTeam member watching ? #TagTheSponsor

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