@bokoehler

I need you guys to find me a model, that 1. Isn’t an A or B celebrity, 2. That doesn’t sell pussy, and that’s making a over 25k a month. Find them, we will wait. That’s the minimum income we calculated in order to live the consistent lifestyle these “models” …

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@syrianprinny

That moment you realize that our  #HummusBukkake movement has really gone global! Check out this Trollop posting an inside joke with her alleged “chef”. Stop it hoe we all know that’s just a cover up and that he has really blasted you in the face with fresh whipped #Sabra multiple …

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@shannonellemcguire

I doubt that’s the Tip the #Sponsor wanted you to kiss in order to board the plane. #BetterShowSomeBJLove #NiceTryTrollop #NowHopOnInAndGetOnYourKnees #SponsorWasLike #IWillTake4PicturesOfYouToFlauntOnlineForEveryNutICatch #YouKnowABitchNeverHadShitWhenSheFliesInExaggeratedHeels #WhyHoe #YouKnowYourFeetAreKillingYou #Fraud #SoonAsSheBoardsShellWhipOutTheCrocs #ComplainLikeMyFeetAreKillingMe #HintingSubliminallyAtTheSponsorThatSheNeedsNewShoes #BlondesBeenOnSaleLately #TwoForThePriceOfOne #HowTheTimesHaveChanged #AsiansWillStartTrendingAroundDecember #WaitForIt #TagTheSponsor

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@mmbellz

Penthouse #TagHim ? Lets break it down yall. A different hotel weekly, drives 90k Mercedes, always has her pictures taken alone, on a flight every two weeks, no known source of income, typical do nothing bitch bragging captions. Analyzing all the tacky shit she wears, she’s either sponsored by some …

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@tee_morrison and @ellastapleton_

  When Mohammed slides in them DMs offering a free trip. @tee_morrison  #PussyNickNamedTheCrocodileHunter Scratch That pussy is named the hummus hunter. Cranky. Mohammed and the squad popping laxatives like Molly. Pop a Molly I’m squatting wooh. What do you do for a living? All of a sudden spontaneous trip to …

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@syrianprinny

Theyre good to get sponsored. #Dubai #Cannes #Monaco #AllOverTheWorld #ModelingMustBeDoingGoodHuh #ShowUsALegitimateCampaign #WhoDoYouModelFor #YouMustBeGettingPaidAGoodAmountOfCommas #ButItIsntAddingUp #PussyAGlobeTrotter #PussyGotMoreMilesThanDicaprioOnCatchMeIfYouCan #ProfessionalBallDeflater #GetsPaidToDoSquats #OnDickThough #WhosTakingYourPicturesOnVacation #ThisIsWhyTheUSEmbassyDoesntGrantYouAVisa #TheyKnowYouWontPayTaxesForTrolloping #BitchShapedLikeTheMenInBlackAliensInTheCoffeeRoom #TagTheSponsor

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@teyakyriacethys

I’m confused as to why this one has a booking email. #SheDoesntShowAnyTalents #AndLetsHopeItsNotModeling #ShellEndUpStarvingIfSheDependsOnThat #TheOnlyModelingYoullBeDoingIsIfChingyRekindlesHisCareerAndWantsToDoHolidayInnPart2 #AlwaysInAHotel #ButDoesntWork #HowSway #KanyeWestWantsAnswers #WeNeedJaRuleToMakeSenseOfAllOfThis #ThotFromVancouver #SlingingPussyMiamiVegaLosAngeles #SquattingOnDicksForChampagneAndAirlineMiles #BitchShapedLikeAHealthyPotatoe #SweetyOnceAgainHowDoYouObtainIncomeToSupportThatLifeStyle #TagTheSponsor

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@angmachin

Hm Something ain’t right here. #SponsorWasLike #FuckThatImGoingToBeInThePictute #SponsoretteWasLike #EwImCroppingThisNigga #UngratefulDickSquatter #TravelingAllOverTheWorldAndCantGiveLarryTheCEOAnyCredit #HeartlessCrop #ThisHoeIsBlunt #CroppedTheShitOutOfOldHomeboy #WhatDoYouDoForALiving #ProfessionalBallDeflater #PussyGotMoreMilesThanKevinKarr #GoogleHim #AnywaysThisThotProbablyHasTheIQOfAFuckingToothpick #ThoughtSheWasSlickWithTheCrop #TagTheSponsor Crop part 2. On the yacht.  You know the sponsor is over 50 if he’s sporting a visor cap. #TagTheSponsor

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@christinalr_

Instagram models always seem to have a iPhone photographer follow them around. Doesn’t add up to me. #WhosTakingAllOfYourPicturesAroundTheWorld #WhatDoYouDoForWork #DickSquattingAthlete #ProBaller #ByThatWeMeanAtGargglingThem #TooBasicToGiveHerTheEtherHashtags #TrollopNextTimeJust #TagTheSponsor

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